those as-seen-on-tv kitchen gadgets, once sold at 3 am on infomericals, haven’t gone anywhere. they’re just all on amazon now. and we noticed that a lot of them—like, a lot—are hot dog tools. gagdets for spiralizing, slicing, and cooking dogs in ways they claim traditional methods can’t. but epi being epi, we had to put them to the test. hit the link in our bio to see how they stacked up.